A Sydney man has indicated that he is fully intends to stop procrastinating, starting first thing tomorrow.

“I’m always putting things off”, Alex Colson told Broken News.  “But finally, I’m drawing a line in the sand.  From tomorrow, or maybe the next day, I won’t procrastinate any more.”

Colson has attempted to stop procrastinating several times before.  On one occasion he was forced to delay his procrastination-ceasing, because he was on the couch, binge watching Game of Thrones.  At another time, he was unable to stop procrastinating because he was busy scrolling through photos on Instagram..

Colson, who has remained unhappily in his job as a sales clerk says he is looking forward to updating his resume and searching for a new career, as part of a new era of non-procrastinating.


“Once I finish Urban Warfare 3 on XBox, I will definitely get onto that resume bizzo,” Colson said.

Colson who weighs 135kg, says that a diet and exercise programme will also be part of his new, non- procrastinating behaviour.

“I’ve got a pretty busy week coming up but after that I’m going to get really healthy and go for a run.”

Colson also plans to complete his tax return, vacuum the house and mow the lawn and in coming weeks.