You’ve heard about stuffing extra mozzarella cheese into pizza crusts.  For a while there, they even put a cool layer of doritos around the edge.  It was tasty.  And then, a year or so back, they even put mini meat pies in there.  That was great.  But BrokenNews.com.au has found a secret list of what pizza manufacturers are planning to stuff into pizza crusts next.  And the list will shock you.

NUMBER ONE – MINI PIZZAS

It’s pizza inception. A pizza, with mini pizzas in the crust. And then those mini pizzas have mini, mini pizzas in the crust. And those pizzas have mini, mini, mini pizzas in the crust and so on and so forth until you have mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini pizzas on your pizza.