It’s tax time, but are you sure you’re claiming everything you’re entitled to?  Don’t let the taxman win this year.  This simple list of secret tax deductions will have you saving thousands.

Did you know that you can deduct…

1. THE FULL COST OF YOUR CHIPS THAT GOT STUCK IN THE VENDING MACHINE

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2. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE IN-APP PURCHASES YOUR TODDLER MADE WHILE YOU GAVE THEM THE IPAD TO SHUT THEM UP

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3. THE ENTIRE VALUE OF YOUR DICK SMITH GIFT CARDS THAT ARE NOW WORTHLESS

 

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4. THE FULL COST OF WASTING YOUR TIME CALLING AND EMAILING YOUR LANDLORD TO GET THE DISHWASHER FIXED

TAX - DISHWASHER

5. THE DRINKS YOU BOUGHT ON YOUR CREDIT CARD AT THE CLUB WHEN YOU WERE DRUNK BUT FORGOT ABOUT UNTIL YOUR STATEMENT CAME AND YOU’RE LIKE, “I GOT HOW MANY ESPRESSO MARTINIS?????”

TAX - NIGHTCLUB

6. ALL THOSE BOTTLES OF WINE THAT YOU WENT HOME AND DRANK BECAUSE TINA FROM ACCOUNTS IS DRIVING YOU NUTS 

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7. THE PERSONAL COST TO YOU OF ALL YOUR SMS VOTING FOR YOUR FAVOURITE CONTESTANT ON THE VOICE

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8. DEPRECIATION ON THE KALE THAT YOU BOUGHT BUT NEVER ACTUALLY ATE AND IS STILL AT THE BACK OF THE FRIDGE

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9. THE UBER CANCELLATION FEE WHEN YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND BECAUSE YOUR BFF CALLED AND SHE’S HAVING A CRISIS

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This financial advice is general in nature and you should always discuss your own situation with an accountant or taxation professional.