So you had a big day at the races yesterday? Maybe you tried to hand in a wallet on live TV?
Maybe you tried to kiss an A Current Affair reporter (quite a few times).
Maybe you just ended up with your photo in a Daily Mail gallery of people who got rekt at Flemington.
Anyway, we don’t want you to worry. People have been doing it for thousands of years. And we’ve got the proof…
1. THE END OF DAY CUDDLE
A tired couple having a warm embrace never ever goes out of fashion. We’ve been sleeping it off with our better halves for centuries.
2. A DRINK WITH THE GIRLS
There’s nothing wrong with a couple of girls having a champas together and catching up on gossip. Been doing it since Ancient Egyptian times.
3. HELPING OUT A MATE
A friend in need is a friend indeed. Don’t be thinking that folks in Renaissance times didn’t look after mates just like we do.
4. A WELL DRESSED TIPPLE
Dressed up and waiting for a mate. With a cheeky beverage. Don’t mind if I do. We haven’t minded for centuries. Although they didn’t have as many iPhones back in the day.
5. CHUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER
Don’t think for a second that the Ancient Greeks didn’t know the value of a mid-party spew. For thousands of years civilisation has known that you feel better almost straight away.
6. KEEP YOUR KIT ON
In fact, we reckon these days, we’re BETTER behaved. Society is improving. Sure we still like to lie down. But at least these days we keep our kit on.